Sucks To Be You

I know, I know, I am going to go straight to hell. I should not even poke fun, because that kind of shit could (and probably will) happen to me. Could you imagine it though? You see the finish line up ahead after running 26+ miles, you realize you will be the first to cross, you lift your arms up in triumph and smile and then.....THUMP, you are on the ground like Charlie Brown. The pour guy was treated for a damn brain hemmorage! I hope he slipped on a pharmaceutical add and he sues the company....